Thursday, December 22, 2011

Most random blog ever

Dear Everyone,

A compilation of randomness. Because as a mother of three this is my life! too much work, too much stress, and not enough sleep so bits and pieces and incomplete thoughts is the best I can do these days!!

Hey America.. I'm just curious but why are the cars getting bigger but the parking spaces are getting smaller?

If my daughter is wearing a giant bow chances are she is not a "he" so don't ask. It only makes you look stupid.

If you haven't seen a cloth diaper in the last decade then don't look so horrified when I mention we use them. Seriously this ain't your mama's cloth diaper.

Strangers refer to my baby as Sparkle. Awesomesauce.

This morning Luke and I had a twenty minute conversation about which socks he should wear. After going through 4 pairs to find the "right" ones, we arrived at monkey joes (Socks required for play) only to find out he took off the socks when I was looking and had on none. Had to walk to the dollar store and buy some. I wanted to scream!!

Dear Miranda Lambert. I am totally disappointed in your last CD. You can do better then that. I did however enjoy your mama's heartbreak song.

Confession. I like Justin Bieber more then a 28 year old woman should.

An undisclosed company I used to work for give's their employees laptops and cell phones but wont pay them work from home after surgery? How much sense does that make?

My baby is four months old already!! Ahhhh WTH???

I NEED THIS but it's sold out. FML. really?? Story of my life lately!!

There are 89 days and 5 hours until spring.

That is all.


2 leave some love:

Greenwood said...

I have two friends who have the jcrew phone case. Both fell apart in under 10 days....if that helps...at all... ;)

The Parents said...

OMG. I think I might have your justin bieber love affair beat. I just got the doll for hanukkah. i have the movie poster in my office and the calendar and the tooth brush and all his albums.. and i google him on the daily. There goes my confession... plus one of my best friends grew up with scooter his manager which makes me even more obsessed. ok. now we need to share in our justin bieber love.... xoxox